Coming Through Back Doors

Da hell is wrong with my template?? I’m trying to fix it but I’m also at the point where I’m looking for a new template too. So hopefully the new one will work right.

On Saturday I was laying on my couch watching the a show about the historic homes in New Orleans. Fabulous I tell you. So good I skipped out on going to dinner with friends. Yeah, I’m an HGTV whore. One of the homes featured was a shotgun house. It got it’s name because you could stand at the front door with a shotgun and shoot it clear through to the back door. Which is great because in the hotter climates, in homes with no AC, you can open both doors and all the windows and get great cross-ventilation.

I remember when I did a summer at Alabama State Univerity we took a trip to the Historic Hull Street District. (Google it!) They had homes in this same style. And from what I could tell, several of the ones built in New Orleans were done by one builder. A Black man. I wonder if he was from Alabama.
That was a good summer for me. It was the summer after seventh grade. My middle school took a group of students down there to take three classes. There were about 30 of us in total and only four who were rising seventh graders with the rest on their way to high school.

There’s a lot of history in Alabama. We saw it all. We did the whole Civil Rights tour. From Rosa to Martin to everyone in between. From the back of the bus to the bus boycotts, we saw it. Wonderful experience for a child that age. You’re just old enough to really understand how it was and how it could be for people of color. Even then the back had a negative halo. Was the back of the bus hotter?? Smaller?? Or was it that people didn’t want to be told where to sit?

As a people, are we stigmatized by being told to get to the back of anything?? Yeah, I know this is a far stretch to connect these two concepts. But yesterday I’d started writing about Rosa Parks. While doing so, some people went off on a tangent.

I know Leon touched upon this before and I am not sure if anyone else has. And even when Leon (of Kajuana is a semi-celeb place in my heart) talked about it, he shared his experiences. Don’t go getting your hopes all high. I won’t be sharing no HOB (Brown Shuga, 2004) details. That’s not what we do here at The Kajuana Show. However, today, I will talk about butt-fugging between a man and a woman and if doing so makes that man gay or gay-friendly. Feel free to stop right here and comment.

Somehow, when I was talking about wanting my frociate to bring his gay ass out the closet, Serenity23 took it to a whole nutha level. (This is where I would insert Ghetto Boyz Nother Level–instrumental if I knew how.)

Serenity23 commented:

One last comment, that line I said about “if you’re sticking anyone in the arse, then you ain’t straight” that applies to men that like to stick women in the arse too. If a man starts asking bout my backside and playing round with it, I have to take a second look at his arse.

Then she added:

Well maybe that grown woman also likes to be stuck in the arse too. Cause that ain’t normal.

I’ve always said the true measure of a man’s gayness is his interest in and his actual screwing of men. I’ve stand by the idea that anal sex between a man and a woman is just unconventional sex. And isn’t the emotional connection still between a man and a woman?? If it’s more than just a romp in the hay. I always thought men who showed no other signs of gayness but wanted to have anal sex were just into some extra stuff.

Hold up!! Wait a minute. Serenity said anal sex wasn’t normal. That almost went past me. I put it up there but forgot I posted it. I bet the same thing was once said about ear sex or eye sex (although if you’re having ear sex, that might push the envelop and you might want to seek psychological help) or oral sex and well, let’s just say today, oral is normal. So long as it’s done between two consenting adults, of the opposite sex, it’s not a gay act. There you have it!! I have spoken!!! Ya’ll like how I did an entire entry about something that could have been stated in ONE sentence? Thoughts?