Dang Y’all!!!

Can a b*tch take a morning off?? Can I? Huh?? I come back to not, “Gee I hope she’s OK.” Instead I get fines and people e-mailing talking bout, “Uh I think you need to post!”

So look, y’all know I resigned right. And y’all know I have accepted an offer. Yesterday, lemme tell y’all how it went down. I’m in my suite, in my cage cube chatting with a suitemate. Why’d the Asst. director roll in, interrupt our conversation, call co-worker out of the room and ask her if she knew I was leaving and if she had any idea why I was leaving? I. Was. Sitting. Right. There. If she wanted to know so bad, wouldn’t the most logical thing be to ask this b*tch? I was sitting right there. Mind you, I was only waiting for a break in the conversation to tell my co-worker the news.

More time goes by and people are congratulating me!! Da hell? I haven’t told anyone!! Could they have let me make an announcement?? Maybe send out one of those Wish-You-Well e-mails?? Keep in mind, my boss was on vacay. So her boss comes and asks me to chat with her. I walk into her office and she asks me, “What’s the scoop.” The scoop? Now people, didn’t I say I wasn’t friendly?? The scoop is that I quit. Then she did what people do. Started asking questions. “What will you be doing? Where?” And me, not being one to share my bid-ness with passers-by said, “I’d rather not say.” Da hell would knowing where I’m going matter?

And today, as you can tell from my lack of posting (Eff a fine!!), I was away. But my boss came back from vacay. Has she said “Cat-dog-smell-die-b*tch…” to me? Nerp. Was right in my suite. Didn’t say a dang thing. So childish. I was so hoping to mention that some of my closest friends are lawyers and that trying to muddy my name would not only be illegal, but childish and met with a myriad of repercussions. What she needs to realize is that this isn’t as much about her as it is about me. Kajuana has to do what’s in the best interest of Kajuana Co. Screw loyalty. I’ve done the math and taken stock! I’m all about the dollars, the opportunity, and a work environment conducive to me being able to be the best Kajuana I can be. Ya heard me?!