Getcha Freak Stingy On!!!

I’ve already talked about how I feel about child support. No man should complain so long as he and the mother are taking equal shares of the responsibility for the child. But what I didn’t account for, what startled me, what I heard on THAT radio show that is the FM equivalent of Jerry Springer, is that sometimes these women are lying about paternity. I know. I didn’t believe it was such a wide-spread problem either. We all know of chicks who had so much unprotected sex around the time of conception that the daddy is a mystery. And if you don’t know anyone like that, turn on Maury.

I got to listen to a significant part of yesterday’s radio show. Well, when I wasn’t listening to the radio-cast of Oprah’s interview with Terri and her gay ex husband. But I’m gonna let someone who actually saw the whole show talk about that. Women are randomly naming men as the father. And because men don’t know the laws a lot of them don’t contest it until it’s too late. There’s a statute of limitations in a lot of states. WOW!!!

I won’t go into all the horrible cases described nor will I bore you with the statistics presented. Right now, there’s no law that says everytime a woman takes a man to court for child support the paternity should be tested. Maybe we need a law. I know there’s a huge push to make men not shrug off the responsibility that is their child. But I think we’ve gone too far. How is it that in ANY state, a man is forced to continue to pay child support after it’s been proven he’s not the father?? How is it possible that military men, who were deployed during the time their (ex)wive’s conceived the baby, are forced to pay?? Huh? *rubs eyes, shakes head a la any given cartoon character*

I believe if a woman is found to have knowingly lied, she should have to pay every single red cent back, plus interest. And, and, possibly serve some jail time in extreme cases. Further, I believe the woman should be foreced to tell the child. Bring the child to court, in front of the judge and the not-father, and tell the kid the truth. There are too many women getting away with leaving the child to believe that the man who they called daddy, the man the broad told them was gonna pay for their school clothes, has abandoned them. All the while she sits back pouring, “He ain’t shyt.” into the child’s head.

Women, y’all know y’all are wrong. Just because you’re too embarrased to admit you slept with the entire staff of Wendy’s doesn’t mean it’s right for you to pawn your child off on the manager because you think his pockets are the deepest. Just because you hate your husband, that’s no reason to pawn a child off on him you know isn’t his since y’all stopped having sex a year before the baby was made. And conincidently, that was right around the time you had that one night stand with Stan. Just because you’re pissed that Mike doesn’t want you, it’s no reason to use a child you know isn’t his to get back at him by getting in his pockets. Karma’s a b*tch. Here’s a novel idea, insist he wear a condom and you get on some form of birth cotrol. Double up the protection!

Men, there are a few simple things you can to to avoid even going through this. Simply put, keep it stingy. Be just as stingy with your ’seeds’ as you are with your bottle of over-priced bev-raj you only bought cus you heard it in a rap song. Put on a comdom. Take it a step further and make sure you know how all of your ‘output’ is disposed of. You might even wanna take the condom and rinse that shyt out. Women are sneaky. Ask any pro athlete whose paying support cus a woman took his ‘future’ out of the condom and shoved it up her skut!

Are there any men reading this who’ve been accused of being the father when they knew they weren’t? Can I get a woman to admit she either did pawn a kid off of even let the idea cross her mind? You can be anon. I don’t care. I just want some insights into the female thought process that would do this to someone.