It’s Already Wednesday

I have nothing to write about. I haven’t seen anything strange. Havent’ gone anywhere particularly interesting. Oh wait, did I mention I’m doing the Master Cleanse?? Google it. Those who know me know I love, Love, LOVE food. But you know what, this not really eatting stuff is the bomb. Not only are the pounds sliding off, I feel better than ever. Did I mention I’m wearing a skirt I haven’t been able to wear in a year?? And this is only day 4!!! SWEET!!! Why didn’t someone mention doing this to me before? Oh wait, someone did but I thought him to be quite the space cadet!

Since starting the cleanse, I have wanted to do everything but work. I’m in the suite alone. I was the first one here today!! Which is way wrong because nobody is even getting to see me come in on-time because nobody else ever comes on-time. Sheesh. And about this working thing, it’s for the birds. I’d like to speak to the woman who started this whole women-in-the-work-force crap. I’d give her a expricative laced piece of my mind. Maybe, just maybe I’d have greater piece of mind if I’d just gotten married young and staffed up the homestead with some able bodied husband type. Just kidding.

Speaking of getting married young, is there anyone reading this who is over the age of 35 and got married when you or your spouse were under 25?? I’ve been doing some unscientific research. EVERYONE I know who got married under 25 got divorced. I’m not saying youth was the only reason for it not working out, but it might-could be.

Is anyone doing footbal picks?? I start off with good intentions every year. Last year I even solicited my very own “deep throat” to guide me through the process. We had one good week and I lost interest. But this year, this year it’s on. Y’all wouldn’t believe who won last year?? Take a guess. They are a blogger whose name begins with a vowel. That’s right!! Edwige won last year!

I guess I’m done rambling for now. I shall commence to checking my regular reads. Maybe I’ll read something that will spark another entry. Otherwise, tune in Thursday with the hopes that I can come up with something better than I did today.